A Tourist Route
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
maltese government: ok yeah sure here's 400+ Euro in a student debit card so you can buy your text books, and we'll pay you 89 Euro a month just for showing up to class. but if you don't show up you don't get that money. but hey dude don't worry about paying for your education, we got you covered!
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
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wtfstyls:
Is that zane from 1direction

this post ruined my life


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wtfstyls:

Is that zane from 1direction

this post ruined my life

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wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

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oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity

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vodkacupcakes:

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Jennifer Aniston’s adorable reaction when the FRIENDS themesong was played on the set of We’re The Millers.

fucking love this

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shubbabang:

if im at your house and you leave the room without telling me to come with i will literally stand there and not move or sit down or touch anything until you come back no matter how long you’re gone

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allthesegainz:

gotta give your all until the very end to avoid shit like this

allthesegainz:

gotta give your all until the very end to avoid shit like this

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willardpedia:

everybody know a girl who did a “photoshoot” on a empty train track

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"You will fall in love with someone who’s cold and always seemingly pushing you away. When all is said and done, they will be forever known as the one person you couldn’t get to love you. Unfortunately, it will hurt and sting worse than the good ones, the ones that chopped up your meat for you and picked out an eyelash from your eye and were nice to your mother, because love often feels like a game we need to win."
— The People You Will Fall in Love With in Your 20s (Ryan O’Connell)

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bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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wtfstyls:
Is that zane from 1direction

this post ruined my life


omg ive been trying to look for this post

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wtfstyls:

Is that zane from 1direction

this post ruined my life

omg ive been trying to look for this post

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